If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Spidey vs flu
The amazing Spider-Man 2 - The price of being a hero (x)
It is our choices…that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
5 year old Robert Downey Jr. in his first role.
Robert has no regrets.
E.T., what about E.T.?
That moment when Jeremy realises he’s in his 40’s.
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
THEN FUCKING TELL ME
in the game of urls you win or you hyphen
you’re telling me mate
i like how its englAND scotLAND ireLAND
Every family has a Rebel
Can we also talk about the Welsh flag
Fuck you I have a dragon
Odin and Loki on Jane.
Isn’t it interesting that Odin says, in effect, “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality makes them unworthy” while Loki says “don’t attach yourself to humans because their mortality will cause you pain”.